The Shaner "butt dictionary" is about to get a LOT fuller.

That's right campers, just when you thought it was impossible for the Shaner to fit any more junk in that butt dictionary trunk of his... For those of you not familiar with the Shaner "butt dictionary," as I refer to it, let me explain. Its like this; you see I've been fortunate enough in my lifetime to be exposed to a wide variety of random experiences, events, and just straight up craziness, all of this gets stored in the shaner "bank of useless knowledge" (not to be confused with the shaner butt dictionary.) Now, when I don't know something and still want to either sound smart or give my best educated guess (usually the latter) I dip into what I call the butt dictionary for the answer. My butt dictionary first consults the shaner bank of useless knowledge and then comes up with a best educated guess based on everything I have experienced in life. Nice! Now with that being said, I stumbled upon a wealth of knowledge at the tip of my fingers; it's called CHA CHA. You send a text to 242-242 or cha cha with any question about anything you could possibly think of, and a real person looks up the answer from a huge compilation of data bases. It is free, meaning it is the same price as sending a text to anyone. It's fun and addicting and perfect for those moments when you cant quite think of something...just ask cha cha and VOALA! It's seriously good times and a must have for useless knowledge consumers like myself. Anyway, just thought I'd share what I've been up to down here in Arizona.